Newton's three laws of all the failure

 1, the first law (the object in the case of no external force will maintain the original state);
Corollary: When you do not pursue a crush, the crush where it will stay fixed.
Review: This is obviously wrong! When you do not pursue this crush, she is likely to be another guy hitting on, she also may have their own walk around, to soak other guy. So, pre-emptive, not Shadeng .
2, the second law (F = ma, the acceleration of the object, and the applied force on the object is proportional to);
corollary: when you strongly to pursue a crush, the crush will have a strong reaction.
Review: This clearly is a mistake! If you are a frog, then the princess will not be inviting. The more frequently you send flowers, phone bills to spend the more likely the other more offensive, but also may be stuffing the less strenuous opponents. more likely situation is that, when more than one person while in pursuit of a crush, the crush but indifferent, I thought: Opportunities are plenty, and then pick a pick. So, tight stretch, lighter Song, heat to just the right well.
3, Third Law (action and reaction are equal and opposite);
reasoning: When you love a crush, the crush, must love you.
Comment: This is ridiculous! the world if there is such a good thing, how there are many bachelor!
this point, the great Newton's three laws of love in full reverse.
or relativity to the best: When you and sitting with a crush, an hour will find only five minutes, while the feeling of a fireplace to your five minutes is the equivalent of one hour. Einstein was wise how ah!